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"What makes Rihanna different from other black people Work"

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"For some reason the Pope didn't... sponsor my program for terminally ill Chinese children. He said he didn't like the name - What's wrong with ""Youth in Asia""???"
"I walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K and 1MB. That was a trip down memory lane."
"Why can't Stevie Wonder see his kids? Because he's black."
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"What do the films 'Titanic' and 'The Sixth Sense' have in common? Icy dead people."