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Joke of the Day

"What makes Rihanna different from other black people Work"

"Why didn't the Turkey cross the road? It was too Chicken."

"Listening to my husband's gorilla snoring and contemplating if I could record it and sell to the FBI as an alternative to waterboarding."

"Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself? Because it's two-tired."

"""Let's get down to business!"" -Guy who enjoys dancing to the background noises of a local business"

"What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks."

"The giant panda is no longer endangered... It's now extinct"

"Losing game pieces sucks... Especially when it's hide and seek... I'll never forget you, Brian.."

"Two muffins are in the oven... One of them says ""it's getting hot in here."" The other muffin says ""Holy shit, a talking muffin!"""

"What's ten inches long, has a bright purple tip, and made my wife cry when I made her eat it after jamming it up her ass? Her stillbirth."