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Joke of the Day
"ME: Wow I have to print this document right now PRINTER: Like, right right now?"
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"It's actually a good thing money doesn't grow on trees because I've killed every plant I've ever owned."
"What's hindi for milf? Mumbae"
"I think the scariest part about having triplets is having to be pregnant for 27 months."
"I admit I've had sex with over 30 women in my life But it only happened one time."
"Where do bee's go to the bathroom? At the BP station."
"THERE IS A THIN LINE BETWEEN 911.. AND 9/11"
"There's a black guy in my family tree. He's still hanging there."
"I tried to catch a bunch of fog this morning. Mist"
"About delete my Facebook account, I hope Stacey and Heather from the 3rd grade can handle the rejection."