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Joke of the Day
"Do you know any bird that can write? Pen-guine."
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"Prove im not a robot by typing the wierd letters? um PRove your not a robot! i can see u computer yoU are a robot and this is my website now"
"""Sir you can't bring a whole cake into a movie theater"" ""What if I cut it in half?"""
"If space is a vacuum... Why is the earth so dirty?"
"Women are like, ""no I'm not mad"" *sets your car on fire* Nope not mad"
"How do metal guitarists handle their expensive instruments? Very Djently."
"what a compliment by husband../ Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""
"My girlfriend turned to me and said ""Dave, I think we've come to the end of the road."" ""Why?"" I said, shocked. ""We're in a river."""
"The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing."
"As a kid I've always wanted to be Batman when I grew up but then i was disappointed by a sudden realization... I have parents"