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Joke of the Day

"Prove im not a robot by typing the wierd letters? um PRove your not a robot! i can see u computer yoU are a robot and this is my website now"

"""Those who do not know history are doomed to repeat it"" [cut to: me wearing a toga and confusedly trying to conquer Gaul]"

"""Dad why do your penis look so different from mine?"" ""Because mine is hard."""

"What's white, located in washington and has a president within it? Monica Lewinsky's teeth."

"Funny joke. TheFineBrothers."

"What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch? Namaste"

"If you see someone wearing camouflage clothing, bump into them. It only takes a second of your time & it makes them feel like it works."

"What is another way of 'saying caught between a rock and a hard place'? Having a threesome with Dwayne Johnson"

"(-1) 23 and it was delicious."

"I was watching the Grammys when something hit me my dad"