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Joke of the Day

"If space is a vacuum... Why is the earth so dirty?"

"Kids, don't grow up... it's a trap!"

"What options does an abortionist have to get ashore? Row vs. Wade"

"I start every conversation with my employees by saying, ""I shouldn't be telling you this"" just so I know they will listen."

"A second child fell into the Cincinnati Zoo gorilla enclosure. Luckily the kid escaped and the gorillas were unHarambed."

"What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle? Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish."

"Donald Trump's dream is within his grasp He's about to get fucked by every woman in America"

"My sister is a mathematician... She celebrates 4/20 on January fifth because it's just simpler that way."

"So I went to ask about some yoga classes in my neighbourhood as it's my first time. The instructor asked me if I was flexible... ... I said ""I can't do Tuesdays."""

"Niggas be like.. ..OH HELL NO!"