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Joke of the Day
"If space is a vacuum... Why is the earth so dirty?"
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"""I suffer from CDO ... ...Its like OCD, but in alphabetical order, LIKE IT SHOULD BE!!"""
"Helen Keller walks into a bar.... And then a table. And then a chair. Another table...."
"You ever get laid in a sleeping bag? It's awful. You can't even move, you're drenched in sweat, and your scout master is covering your mouth."
"Make fun of my footy pajamas if you must, but all you naked sleepers are gonna be up shit creek if your house catches on fire in the night."
"What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day? I cantaloupe."
"What happened to the blind circumciser? He got the sack."
"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?"
"Today I had a second helping of hummus. I was arrested for double hummus-ide."
"Back in high school, I had this very bad beard and everyone would make fun of for it... So I had to start using a razor to *shave* face"