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Joke of the Day
"""Sir you can't bring a whole cake into a movie theater"" ""What if I cut it in half?"""
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"Why is Shield Commander Nck Fury upset With another eye missing he can't see a thing. He has officially become *Removes sunglasses Blind Fury"
"""the name's bond. james bond. james bond jovi."" coming this summer, YOU ONLY LIVE ON A PRAYER TWICE. rated PG for piece of garbage"
"ME: I've been shot MEDIC: put pressure on the wound ME: ok, wound, are you saving for your child's tuition because education is important"
"A horny male giant went to college.... He got a degree in giantities."
"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None- they'd just beat the room for being black."
"A hamburger walks into a bar (don't know if repost) And the bartender says ""sorry but we don't serve food here""!"
"My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with Star Wars'. I said: ""May divorce be with you."""
"More than eighty percent of the world records I hold are for making shit up."
"Did you hear about the epileptic Roman? [](/badjoke) He had a Caesar."