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Joke of the Day
"What does an IT guys use for birth control? His personality."
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"If I had a dollar for every gender I'd have $1.79."
"I know my Valentines day will be full of garbage... ...because I'll get dumped anyway."
"What's a bananas favourite business to own? A peel-estate business"
"Two antenna met on a roof... fell in love and got married. The wedding wasn't much but the reception was *excellent*."
"TIFU By having one night stand It broke and I don't have another to replace it with"
"Two Lesbian Vampires have just had sex.... and one says to the other: ""Same time next month?"""
"Having sex in a mental hospital Now that's fucking insane."
"What do a Yugo and a bath have in common? You can't step out of them in public."
"People always freak out when I start playing their kid like a bass. It's like chill, you can play him like a bass too once I finish the song"