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Joke of the Day
"Women are like, ""no I'm not mad"" *sets your car on fire* Nope not mad"
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"luke, thats a persons name. whys everybodys star wars name gotta be like, hoobie doodoo or seb neb or something"
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"""Have you heard about the movie constipation?"" ""It hasn't come out yet."""
"My ex wife still misses me... But her aim is getting better!"
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