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Joke of the Day
"If someone doesn't realize their blinker is still on after one minute their car should explode."
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"To all the people who said that I'd never be able to write a joke about Bukkake, hah, in your face."
"Local store is having a MLK day sale Everything is 2/5ths off"
"Did you hear about the farmer that failed dairy farming school? He didn't work well with udders."
"GF: ""You're cute when you're drunk"" Me: ""You're cute when I'm drunk too"""
"What website do emo kids use for business networking? LinkedIn Park"
"It's not the most beautiful poem, but it's pretty deep I dig you dig he digs she digs we dig"
"What game console do Latinos use most? XBOX JUAN"
"I tried watching Inception with Twitter on. I still don't know what Juno was doing in their dreams."
"Girl dog: I'm into bad boys Guy dog: [remembering his owner saying how much of a good boy he is] ..oh"