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Joke of the Day

"Arabs are so rich..... They lit whole fkin hotel on fire to celebrate new year"

"Shout out to all the married couples who are filled with passion. Those 2 couples should hang out together some time."

"Why couldn't the candle get any sleep? There's no rest for the wicked."

"Last minute gift idea: Give someone a bucket of water and tell them your sorry their ice sculpture melted"

"Butter Wanna hear a joke about butter? I ""butter"" not tell you, you might ""spread it""...haha...makes me laugh every time that one."

"What does gay rooster say? Sev-sev-seveeeeen."

"Am I the only one who thinks water has that taste that no one can describe?"

"why did the chicken head cross the road? to ghetto the other side..."

"A ghost walks into a theater and goes to the concession stand But he gets turned away because they don't serve spirits"

"So Jared Fogle was actually reported to have been spotted at a local Macy's. He heard Boys pant were half off."