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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator."

"What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!"

"The sergeant-major growled at the young soldier, ""I didn't see you at camouflage training this morning."" ""Thank you very much, sir."""

"What did the bathtub say to the toilet? I get a lot of ass but I don't take no shit"

"How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb ? Juan"

"Turtle 911: Whats ur emergency? Turtle: MY GIRLFRIEND JUST DISAPPEARED! 911: Have u tried looking in her house? Turtle: oops never mind."

"A little girl is having a tea party with her teddy bear, and she asks it.... ""Would you like anything to eat Mr. Bear?"" The bear responds: ""No, I'm stuffed."""

"Have you ever had SEX while camping? I heard it's Fucking in tents!"

"I took one of those online IQ tests ... And got a 404. I'm a super genius!"

"What's green and can eat 50 hot dogs in a minute? Kobayoshi."