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Joke of the Day
"What did John Muir say to get the attention of a Jewish man? ""Yo, Semite!"""
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"Michael Jordan tried escaping his nickname in Germany... but they still called him Herr Jordan."
"put a pic of a girl with perfect abs on my fridge so I'm motivated to suck in my gut every time I pull out the ice cream"
"I need to do just one more beheading & this will be the best New Year's revolution, ever!"
"Basically if your movie trailer features a close-up of a glass of rippling water I'm assuming that your movie will have dinosaurs."
"wife: I saw in my dream that you were buying a diamond ring for me Husband: I saw your dad paying the bill... :D"
"You drink WAY too much, and you have questionable morals . . . me talking to myself in the mirror before going out at night ."
"The three unwritten rules of /r/cleanjokes are: 1. 2. 3."
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"What did the dog do with the history professor? They got together and talked over old times."