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Joke of the Day
"What did John Muir say to get the attention of a Jewish man? ""Yo, Semite!"""
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"What's the most important part of an ISIS joke? The execution."
"If I had a dollar for every time somebody got the punchline wrong I'd have a lot of euros"
"Slogan idea for a Braille company Loads of high quality Braille products, many of which you've never seen before!"
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming in panic like everyone else in the car."
"Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger? It had beef."
"""hey man pick 1 or 2"" ""im not picking one"" ""k, 2 it is!"""
"What do you call a homeless guy who broke up with his girlfriend a while ago? A man who hasn't eaten in days."
"When people tell me, ""It's easy as Pi"" I tell them that they're being irrational"
"What do you call a Greek virgins anus? A loophole Credit to Doug Benson"