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Joke of the Day
"""hey man pick 1 or 2"" ""im not picking one"" ""k, 2 it is!"""
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"Guy asked me where I got my green eyes. Great! Now I have to explain what the Vikings did when they got to Sicily."
"Why did only 2 Mexicans cross the border? The sign said ""No Trespassing"" (TRES-Passing)"
"Why did the corn maze go back to school? It was tired of working in a dead end field."
"Why did the 25 year old cross the street? To catch a charmander."
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking. ............. JK rolling!"
"I finally came clean with my girlfriend. When she came into the room, I said, ""I'm seeing another woman. ""She said, ""Oh, thanks. All I've changed is my hair."""
"Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late? Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!"
"*sees neighbor put his garbage in our trash can* ME: *goes to find hub* ""You know what makes me mad?"" HUB: *points to self*"
"Why did your sister feed money to her cow ? Because she wanted to get rich milk."