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Joke of the Day

"If I had a dollar for every time somebody got the punchline wrong I'd have a lot of euros"

"I was asked to leave the PTA because they don't consider what I do parenting."

"Knock Knock jokes ... The guy who created Knock Knock jokes deserves a ""No Bell"" prize."

"My wife still misses me... but her aim is getting better"

"What's it like to have a social life? Asking for a friend."

"What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo? One's a little lighter."

"I just shook my keyboard upside down. Breakfast is served."

"My fitness goal is just to get down to the weight that I lied about on my drivers license."

"Why wasn't the sequel to The Fast and the Furious called Bi-fast Bi-Curious?"

"hmmm this cereal is bland, tasteless, boring, flat, flavorless...*checks box* oh, Synonym Toast Crunch"