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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Greek virgins anus? A loophole Credit to Doug Benson"
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"Why was the ocean always sad? Because the beach never waved back."
"Q: Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake? A: a hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts"
"I had a blind date tonight Her name was "
"I just ate some pasta... ...and it was worth every Penne. ^(My god, that must be the worst joke I've ever written.)"
"[Dirty] How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave? I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection."
"If the opposite of ""pro"" is ""con""... Then what's the opposite of ""progress?"""
"What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it."
"How are children like eggs? They both taste better after you beat them."