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Joke of the Day

"Me: Off to adult school recess! Boss: it's called lunch.. Me: *runs by dribbling basketball with two hands"

"Good morning people.....I woke up feeling myself this morning....wait that doesn't sound right. What I meant is I woke up feeling confidant"

"Any funny student council election catchphrases for posters? I made jokes for last years sophomore election but can not think of any for this year. Any help redditors?"

"In retrospect, back in my club days I should have recognized there was a reason the beat always sounded like DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE."

"9/11 Jokes aren't funny... But the other 2 are."

"I can always tell by their eyes if someone is a primary school teacher They have small pupils....."

"Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side!"

"What did the Grateful Dead fans say when they stopped smoking pot? ""Man this music sucks..."""

"So my girlfriend wants to roleplay as a 14 year old... I told her ""why bother? You'll be 14 in a few years anyway"""

"A German man walks into a bar... and orders a Martini. The barman asks: ""Dry?"" The German replies: ""No, just one, thank you."""