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Joke of the Day
"One time, at this party... I went to get a drink and there was no punch line."
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"I'll always remember what my dad told me right before he died: ""of course you're supposed to use that much lighter fluid idiot."""
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"Plot twist: ""Luke, I am your Mother."" - Yoda"
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"Your Mom is so old... She had to use her own face for emoticons."
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"How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes? Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf."