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"What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Dam!"
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"Why are women and noodles alike? They both wriggle when you eat them."
"What are Hillary Clinton's favorite shoes? Platform Flip flops !"
"Did you know that nuns have to eat a banana with a knife and fork?"
"""Why?""- existential owl"
"""Babe, is it in?"" *""Yea.""* **""Does it hurt?""** *""Uh huh.""* **""Let me put it in slowly.""** *""It still hurts.""* **""Okay, let's try another shoe size.""**"
"New Irish sport A new sport is sweeping Ireland. Apparently everyone gathers round and watches a scruffily dressed man lazing about. It's called ""Tramp-o-leaning""."
"Frozen (2013) A young girl spends years in solitude & must plan her parent's funeral alone because her sister is secretly one of the X-Men"
"I hear something. Do you hear that? HERE COMES THAT BOI OH SHIT WADDUP!"
"If you add enough jalapenos no one will ever know you're a bad cook."