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Joke of the Day
"Hey, did you hear about that Coldplay concert in China? It was all yellow."
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"My cat is walking a very fine line between being cute & being sold to the Korean restaurant down the street."
"What is a good opening bridge bid for the Presidential Election? One no-Trump. Literally a Dad joke. From my literal Dad."
"What shoe size does a quadriplegic wear? 26"" rims"
"A man in Victorian clothes just appeared out of thin air and handed me a fistful of herbs. I think he might be a Thyme traveller."
"A blonde leans against a tree and the tree collapses... The cleverer give in."
"I like first aid classes its the only time I get to be touched by a caring human."
"What do you call your disabled study-buddy? Your cerebral pal-sy."
"Just lost my mood ring... not sure how I feel about that."
"I've just burned the Koran... ...to CD if anyone wants a copy."