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Joke of the Day
"Pollen count so high, junkies are trying to uncook their meth back to Sudafed."
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"What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba na na nas"
"What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house? He'll re-possess it"
"What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four elephants walking over the hill towards him wearing sunglasses? Nothing he didn't recognize them!"
"What Do You Call A Sleep Walking Nun? A Roamin' Catholic."
"(NSFW) What do a girl's asshole and a 9 volt battery have in common? You know it's wrong, but eventually you have to put your tongue on it."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a Lickalotopuss"
"What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice? The bag of rice can feed a family of four."
"It makes me sad that in this age of computers and video games, my children will never understand what it's like to be raised by television."
"What did the Jewish pedophile ask the kids? ""You kids wanna buy some candy?"""