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Joke of the Day
"Pollen count so high, junkies are trying to uncook their meth back to Sudafed."
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"Whoever told black people they'll explode if they talk quietly needs to let them know they were just kidding."
"You wanna know the most HUMOROUS person I know? My Chiropractor, he really cracks me up"
"Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear."
"Roses are red, I'm feeling blue There's one less gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo"
"Yes, I read the Internet. But only for the articles."
"[date] W: I'm really into astronomy. M: Oh! What's your sign? W: The one that knows the difference between science & superstitious idiocy."
"LOSER BOOTY CALL... APARTMENT Wow, you have your own apartment? Yeah, it's probably nicer than my room at the Y."
"Why is cupid bad at basketball? When he shoots, someone else scores."
"I don't mean to brag, but instead of teaching a man how to fish, I just gave him a bunch of things to do when life hands him lemons."