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Joke of the Day

"why cant women count to 70 because 69 is a mouth full"

"""DIDN'T THE KIDS JUST HAVE A DAY OFF SCHOOL LAST MONTH!?!"" ~A parent's memoir."

"What's the difference between a radical and a moderate Muslim? A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim *wants* the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye."

"Why did the hippie drown? He was too *far out*!"

"What sound does a Turkey make? ""coup coup"""

"Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm? So that they can say they liked it before it was cool."

"Why did the comedian cross the road? To tell me this joke."

"So I have a black girlfriend now ...after I severely burned my hand on the stove"

"What is the best cure for a headache? DECAPITATION!!!"

"A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar - The bartender looks up and says 'get the fuck out of here!'"