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Joke of the Day

"A man was dissatisfied with a Chad Kroeger album he bought off of the 95% rack... So he returned it and got his Nickelback"

"A surgeon was put on trial for sewing several people's genitals to their faces. When asked why he would commit such a heinous crime he replied ""Eh, just to fuck with their heads."""

"A vulture is boarding an airplane carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess says, ""I'm sorry sir, there is only one carrion allowed per passenger."""

"Have you heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind. I shouldn't spread it."

"New survey: 55% of men expect to pay on the 1st date. While the other 45% have never been on a 2nd date."

"Q: Why did the blonde become a big basketball fan? A: Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought that she had stopped aging."

"My friend asked me how I got so good at guitar. I told him I'm use to fingering minors."

"Two racist women were fighting on a subway.... the other woman said ""Go suck a big black albino dick""."

"Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? No? He didn't either."

"I heard they were putting Rosa Parks on the new $20 bill The $20 bill will be worth $15"