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Joke of the Day

"[NSFW] What's the difference between acne and a priest ? Acne waits until you're 14 to come all over your face"

"New lesbian species of dinosaur discovered. Lickalottapus."

"Customer: ""How do I print my voicemail?"""

"Here's a joke My life"

"As a kid I always wanted to be a conductor ... Now I think it requires too much training."

"How much electricity is in the ground? 1 Terrahertz"

"I really want to make a period joke. But it's just not that time of the month for me"

"I saw a tweet saying liberals should create their own Captain America. They did. In 1940."

"Marriage jokes A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted."" Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."""

"What do you call a lad that put on his glasses? Seymour."