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Joke of the Day
"Boss: You're fired Me: No YOU'RE fired Boss: No Me: Yeah Boss: *starts sweating*"
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"Don't trust Bernie Sanders... A Jew wanting to break up the banks doesn't make sense *not meant in any way that would be seen as prejudice *obligatory post trigger warning"
"Voting booths are like brothels You have to decide which ass you want."
"See if your child has learnt any swear words yet, by turning the wifi off while they're playing minecraft."
"Surfing is a good choice for people who like skateboarding but wish it had more sharks."
"The definition of passive aggressive is a girl tagging you in a FB photo where she looks good & you look like a bucket of shit."
"Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Huh? The light's out?"
"Dog: I like pizza. Me: You've never had pizza. Dog: It's food. Me: So? Dog: So I like it. Me: I'm not giving you my pizza."
"What do you call a quadriplegic in the ocean? Bob..."
"What does a baby computer call its father? Data."