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Joke of the Day

"Venus Williams has blamed her first round exit at Wimbledon to the balls not bouncing correctly. May I suggest for her to try some better fitting underwear?"

"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean Beef What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mother"

"The Jolly Green Giant is into bondage. I guess you could call him a collared green."

"My boobs float because they're above C level."

"An E-Flat , a G-Flat & a B-Flat walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve minors""."

"Guy:Hey what are you doing? Girl:unzipping it Guy:why? Girl:I want to see how big it is. .. *Unzips tent and gets inside* Girl:nice, nice.."

"I used to think an ocean of soda existed... but it was just a Fanta sea!"

"I'm should probably update everyone who wrote ""Have a great summer!"" in my high school yearbook. It was okay."

"I was going to throw an earth day party But I forgot to planet."

"Do you know why God invented yeast infections? So women could know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too."