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Joke of the Day
"How does a tail pipe feel after a long car ride? exhausted."
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"How does a lawyer sleep? He rests his case..."
"what i don't understand is that a pope can choose his own name but there's never been a Pope Batman"
"A broom and a mop have sex. What happens next? The broom gets sweepy."
"A scared look and a ""let me go google that"" is not what you want to hear from the gynecologist."
"Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street? It was his only chance to see an Oscar"
"As a kid my mom laughed at me because I was always worrying about being shot with a crossbow while on the toilet. Well who's laughing now?"
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of feminists can change a light bulb, because feminists can't change anything."
"Friend: what has teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? Friend: my zipper Me: so what you are saying is your dick turns green when you get a boner?"
"[Wakes up to a mysterious noise] Lover, is that you? *Refrigerator hums loudly*"