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Joke of the Day
"Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street? It was his only chance to see an Oscar"
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"What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland? Aurora boring Alice."
"They say the black community isn't to fond of gay marriage... maybe its for the best.. I mean... who needs two dead beat fathers?"
"Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM? Because he charges!"
"I simply haven't seen enough solid evidence that suggests not drinking is better than drinking."
"Your girlfriend should never be jealous of another woman. Instead, you should do your best to make other women jealous of her."
"[writing my first autopsy report] There was a slight mix-up initially but it turns out the guy died from an accidental autopsy"
"What is H1B for ""Come here often?"" ? Visit this establishment frequently ?"
"What is a ghost's favorite Wild West town? Tombstone."
"""Haha"" - me when I don't understand the reference"