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Joke of the Day
"A scared look and a ""let me go google that"" is not what you want to hear from the gynecologist."
Next Joke
"my favourite one-liner a seal walks into a club."
"Whats so good about german cars? They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank"
"What do you get when you win the laziest man in the world contest? Atrophy."
"Leather armor is best for sneaking Because it's literally made of hide."
"i love that kanye gets into very specific beefs with ppl i have to google but he's nice enough to say both their first & last name"
"..... Ya see we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers than having only ONE choice of software?!?"
"""Wow he's good"" -possum at the morgue"
"What do you call a german tampon? A twatstika....buh dum chh!"
"Why wasn't Caitlyn Jenner charged with vehicular manslaughter? It wasn't her fault. Her tranny slipped."