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Joke of the Day
"A scared look and a ""let me go google that"" is not what you want to hear from the gynecologist."
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"What does a boy get every month, but a girl doesn't. A paycheck"
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe out of that little thing?"
"I'm jealous of Santa... ...he can yell ""hoe hoe hoe"" at anyone and get away with it."
"Lisa has 750 friends on Facebook. A week later she adds 150 more to her friends list. What does she have? Huge tits."
"No one shot Rick Ross - when you're that big you're BOUND to be hit by a random stray bullet now and then"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Andy ! Andy who ? Andy little gadgets to have door knockers !"
"Why don't Muslims have dirty minds? Because they're so easily brainwashed."
"How to stop checking someone's Facebook page: 1. Delete your Facebook profile 2. Break your phone 3. Give away your laptop 4. Die"
"What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with ""C"" and ends with ""T"", and has a ""U"" and an ""N"" in it? A coconut."