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"How does a lawyer sleep? He rests his case..."
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"my girlfriends dad asked me what I do but apparently your daughter wasn't the answer"
"""We're not so different, you and I,"" Mitt Romney said to a stack of white printer paper."
"I play online Simpsons trivia games against little kids in foreign countries and I lose"
"There was a girl in my school with breasts on her back. She wasn't much to look at, but she never missed a slow dance."
"Sorry I was late. I got stuck in internet traffic."
"Thanks to me, you'll probably start seeing 'For Display Only' signs on the toilets at Home Depot."
"What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day? He always came on time."
"Why didn't the elephant eat the banana?"
"Have you heard the one about the magic tractor? It drove down the lane and turned into a field."