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Joke of the Day
"I'm not racist at all against black people because... ...every house should have one."
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"Dark jokes are my favorite What the first thing you need to hide when the police is on the door and there's a pile of dead babies next to you? ... ... ... ... Your boner"
"I asked the librarian for a book on the Ebola virus. She said, ""It's in Siera Leone at the moment, but it should be here within the next few days!"""
"Why can't Obama dance? Cause he has two leftist feet."
"I'll need a weekend to recover from this weekend."
"Best alzheimer's joke"
"Not to brag, but I can still fit into my high-school girlfriend."
"What do wheat, gluten, and Arkansas have in common? They're all in bread."
"What do vegetarian worms eat?? Linda Mcartney"
"My six year old niece made up this joke. I think she may be a comedic prodigy. Why did the sweater go to boot camp? To warm up!"