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Joke of the Day
"Best alzheimer's joke"
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"Wish I was rich enough to own a room full of bees & if someone upset me I could order my muscular butler to ""Take them to the Bee Room!"""
"I'm not saying my wife is fat... but I struggle to lift her photograph"
"What do you call an Chinese family with a pet dog? Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese."
"I'm not good at many things. But incest is where I come into my own."
"[2 T-Rex's getting drunk] ""I'm wasted."" ""Me too. You know how bad?"" ""Don't say it again."" ""I can't feel my face."" ""Goddammit, Kevin."""
"I always hold the door for ladies, but they never seem to get in the car when I do that."
"My black friend asked me where to find the color copier I said it's 2015 and he can use whatever copier he wants to"
"what does the Bible say about faking your own death to get out of jury duty"
"The people in charge of hell sometimes visit North Korea just to exchange ideas."