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Joke of the Day
"What do wheat, gluten, and Arkansas have in common? They're all in bread."
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"So i made a joke about paper.. but it was tearable"
"I met a famous American comedian on a White House tour I walked up to him, tapped him on the shoulder and said, ""Hey, I thought you retired in 2009?"""
"I miss the days before the internet, when you didn't know some person's every awful thought until they died and you cleaned out their attic."
"Three Russians walk into a bar Just kidding. They never left."
"I saw Lenin pick his nose the other day... Communists have no class..."
"What's the same as an ocean rabbit? A C-hair!"
"I just told my dog to ""say hi"" to another dog. And yes, I realize that's crazy; this chihuahua obviously only speaks Spanish."
"I don't like nosey peppers they get Jalapeno buisness"
"Wanna hear a joke? A joke"