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Joke of the Day
"What do vegetarian worms eat?? Linda Mcartney"
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"*sees spider in the shower* Oh jeez I'm sorry lock the door next time buddy"
"Girl: Gonna keep having sex with this guy until he changes for me Guy: Can't believe she keeps having sex w/me I better not change a thing"
"What do black people get after death? Nigger Mortis"
"A father and son were watching a movie together The son says ""Daddy I'm scared. Is that woman going to die?"" And the father replied with ""Well, I don't know son. That is a pretty big horse cock."""
"Call of Duty is the most environmentally friendly video game franchise. ... because each game is made from 90% recycled material."
"What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names!"
"What does the closed sign at a brothel say? Beat it, we're closed."
"I remember lying in bed as a kid, waiting for Santa to come... Then there was awkward silence as he got dressed and left."
"Why wasn't the pirate invited to the movie theater? Because they didn't have movie theaters back in the 1800's."