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Joke of the Day
"I was hit on the head by a soda can once But luckily it was a soft drink!"
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"What is a chronic masturbator's favorite dish? Meat stroganoff"
"Why did the witch lose her way? Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction."
"When a guy tries to talk to me while at a urinal I instantly slide over and start pissing in his urinal too. See how friendly he really is"
"I will be learning Hebrew in Jew course..."
"*wins oscar I'd like to thank my legs,for always supporting me;my arms,who are always by my side& also my fingers,I can always count on them"
"[office] Me: Happy Black Friday! Latisha: ... Me: I made a cake! Latisha: ... Me: ... Latisha: ... Me: ... Latisha: ... Me: It's chocolate."
"""Snap! The Rice Krispie cereal mascot just isn't my type... ...his idea of a date is to just 'Crackle and Pop'"""
"What's large, grey, and doesn't matter? An irrelephant."
"My computer is frozen. Unfortunately it looks like moving my mouse around in circles did absolutely nothing to fix the problem."