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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear Giuseppe went to the bowling alley last night? Ebola perfect game!"

"My doctor told me I have 2 months to live So I shot him and the judge gave me 30 years"

"[trial] Judge: how do you plead? ""not guilty"" J: but you've admitted to dropping an anvil on him. ""he asked me to make him a pancake"""

"Dubai don't like 'The Flintstones'... Abu Dhabi do."

"What's small and got 7 dents in it? Snow White's cherry"

"Relax white people, black people have the ""N"" word. But we still have words like ""Yacht"", and sayings like ""thanks for the warning officer""."

"Why don't old people have sex? Have you ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich?"

"""I'm a social activist. No seriously. I just changed my profile picture to a rainbow."" -everyone on Facebook"

"Joe was really good at making movie trailers. There was just one problem *car honk* he didn't have access to the record scratch sound effect"

"I don't think I have a drinking problem I find it incredibly easy to drink!"