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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Latina with varicose veins? Vein-a-swellin'."
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"What is it called when Batman skips church? Christian Bale"
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"How can you tell you're at a gay cookout? The hotdogs smell like shit."
"Waddya get if you mix Canadian Club and Southern Comfort? What you most assuredly deserve"
"The job interviewer asked me to define turnover. I said, ""That's what I do before I go to sleep."""
"In Russia, if you're blue, and you don't where to go to, why don't you go where fashion sits: Putin on the Ritz"
"irony - Using words to mean the opposite of their literal meaning. ironey - Made of iron."
"How did the paramedics know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove box"
"Cake: the answer, no matter the question."