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Joke of the Day

"Why did the sloths vote to keep the coal mines open? Because when it comes to energy they're conservative."

"What's the difference between matter and a hormone? You can't make matter."

"What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ? The deceased !"

"The fabric of our lives? Why so epic, Cotton?"

"My dog's got no ""O""s. - How does it spell? - ""dg""."

"What's Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination? HAND-EEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEE"

"Don't you hate jokes about German sausage? They're the wurst!"

"[homocide scene] DETECTIVE:""my god, in my 25 years on the force i've never seen a dead ghost."" COP:""sir?, we covered the body with a sheet."""

"We don't have locker rooms in Asia. We have ROCKER ROOMS! Hell Yeah! ~~solly~~"

"What did the creator of knock knock jokes win? A No-bell prize"