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Joke of the Day
"I was going to make a bass joke but I dropped it"
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"Why do cows have hooves? Because they lac-tose!"
"The story of the upvote DAT SHAT be unin a gut tiiime we needsa usa deaa oopvote us a doonvote n all da boom world bee hap hap@#! Der viginia is a centurfuge of paap!@#$%^&*()_+"
"Who's the most famous chair tester? Mike Easter"
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"Dear Santa, us big girls like toys too,,,,just put them in the second drawer of my nightstand!"
"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Trick question. The answer is C: The farmer."