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Joke of the Day
"What did my Dominican girlfriend say when she saw me at the pet store? Ay puppi."
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"[OC] I invented a word: plagiarism."
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"Look mom, my tits are bigger than yours! :D ""That's not funny, Kevin."""
"What do you call a fat Chinese man? A chunk."
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"How do you catch a unique rabbit? You 'Neak Up On It."