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Joke of the Day
"I used to work at a fire hydrant factory. I couldn't park anywhere near the place. -Steven Wright"
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"Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four it'd be a chicken sedan."
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"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Dogs don't lick jam... just kidding... they do ;)"
"How is the Middle East not leading the world in wind energy... ... they have almost one turban per person."
"What do you get if you squash a house? A flat."
"My girlfriend said to me in bed last night, 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine.'"
"Do not drink and drive.. because there are people out there who text and drive... and they will hit you and it will be your fault !!"
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because the P is silent"
"What's the difference between my ex and the titanic? The titanic only went down on 1,000 people!"