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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell if someone is from Texas? ...Oh don't worry , they'll tell you"

"What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card? I love the pokey, mon."

"What do you call a lost nun? A Roman Catholic"

"I know a teen girl who can only think of numbers that follow the pattern 1+2x where x is a real whole number She can't even..."

"Well it's like my dad always told me ""When life gives ya lemons"" Chances are you're in the fruit aisle."

"Between Trump and Clinton, who is more likely to start a nuclear war if elected president? America, with the missiles aimed at ourselves."

"On predisents day we honor the big US man himself: Aberham Liclon. Tall, skinny, dry, and cruncy - he was america's carrot"

"Damn girl, are you the Sunday crossword because I want to spend all day doing you..."

"So, a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch... The bartender asks, ""What the hell is that?"" The pirate responds, ""Arrrrr, it drives me nuts."""

"What do you call a person who consume too much spicy good? Butthurt."