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Joke of the Day

"Probably karma that Will Smith made a song about parents not understanding and then had a son who literally no one understands."

"Why are there fences around a graveyard? Because people are dying to get in!"

"What face does a Syrian make when he has a bad day? Assad one. On a side note, I hope prosperity upon all the Syrians who have been displaced."

"Q: Why do fish live in saltwater? A: Pepper makes them sneeze."

"A horse trots into a bar . . . with a 8 foot stringy greasy turd stuck in his butt, dragging along behind. Bartender stares down at the trailing choad, then looks up - ""Why the long feces?"""

"some bitch dyke... ...filled up my mentions fggot fucker"

"Just met a nerdy spider. He's a web designer"

"Why does an elephant have four feet? Because it'd look bloody stupid with six inches."

"And the Lord said to John, 'Come forth, and you will receive eternal life' But John came fifth, and won a toaster."

"waiter: what would you like to order, sir? me: a naked salad, please. waiter: ... me: you know, no dressing."