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Joke of the Day
"Why are there fences around a graveyard? Because people are dying to get in!"
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"What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer? A pinat"
"My wife decided to take up painting Not to be outdone, I became an art critic."
"Just ate a bunch of confetti... Now I'm a party pooper."
"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except marriage, marriage will kill you."
"[waking from 10 yr coma] Where am I? ""Don't worry. You're home in America"" But...I'm Swedish! ""World Emperor Trump will explain everything"""
"If a meteorite hits a planet, what do you call the ones that miss? A meteor-WRONG!"
"[wife frantically searching the house] Have you seen the kids, I've looked everywhere [me napping on couch] OMG HOW LONG HAVE WE HAD KIDS"
"UR MOMA IS SO HAIRY THAT HARRY POTTER GOT JEALOUS."
"I'd like to think inside your box."