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Joke of the Day

"waiter: what would you like to order, sir? me: a naked salad, please. waiter: ... me: you know, no dressing."

"My new mixtape is called GPA... And it's about to drop"

"What is a baseball dog? One that chases fowls."

"A person's tongue immediately becomes a toothbrush after you mention ""teeth"" in a conversation."

"Why didn't the spaceship take off? Becuase it was astronauty"

"WHITE PEOPLE COLONIZED AND ENSLAVED THE WORLD IN SEARCH OF SPICES AND DIDN'T USE A DAMN ONE"

"When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar? When he takes out the trash"

"Did you know that if you drop and break a piece of folk art, it just turns into more folk art?"

"The TV remote, the G-spot and black dads. Some things are just made not to be found."

"How can a redneck tell his twin sisters apart? By taste."