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Joke of the Day

"Why does an elephant have four feet? Because it'd look bloody stupid with six inches."

"What do you call a pall bearer in Oklahoma? A karaoke!"

"I lost my job at the orange juice factory They said I couldn't concentrate"

"Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it."

"I can't prove God isn't real, but at the same time, I can't prove that my dog doesn't run a violent Asian street gang while I'm asleep."

"My first highschool football game was a lot like my first time having sex... I was bloody and sore by the end, but at least my dad came Repost from r/darkhumour"

"Where does Christian Grey make photocopies? FedEx Kinky's"

"Did you see that documentary about the death penalty? Tired concept, great execution."

"If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!"

"Hello, welcome to the evening news, where we're going to scare the shit out of you for 45 minutes, then weather & sports. Stay tuned."