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Joke of the Day
"Just met a nerdy spider. He's a web designer"
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"I've just invented a new word. plagiarism"
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"What do JFK and Obama have in common? Well, nothing yet."
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"Sure, when a girl writes your name inside a heart it's ""cute"" But when -I- do it they call it ""narcissism"""