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Joke of the Day

"What face does a Syrian make when he has a bad day? Assad one. On a side note, I hope prosperity upon all the Syrians who have been displaced."

"How to you read a book? Just reddit."

"Have you heard the joke about the guy addicted to brake fluid? He says he can stop anytime."

"The hour I lose from daylight savings time will now be multiplied by 6 as I try to change the time on the clock in my car."

"I saw the army of Lichtenstein the other day. He was a really nice guy."

"What do you call mail that likes to have fun? Outgoing mail."

"How do you know if you're a necrophiliac? You get mourning wood."

"What's a porn stars favorite golf course? The inter course"

"In Soviet Russia, Turkey shoots you."

"No, wait. ""King"" is better. Yes, that's it for sure. ""King of the Rings."" It rhymes --Tolkien's suppressed last words"