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Joke of the Day

"A man enters his house and is absolutely delighted when he discovers that someone has stolen all the lamps"

"You know times are hard when you call 911 for an ambulance and they tell you to have gas money ready."

"I miss the good ol' days, when no one had a clue what 'gluten' was."

"Two fish are in a tank, one says to the other... How do we drive this thing?"

"If a party with all dudes is called a ""sausage fest"", I request that we start calling all girl parties ""taco time""."

"What do you call sex on a beach? Intercoarse"

"The dishwasher is making weird noises. Probably because she's outside chopping firewood."

"According to the bible, women's first mistake was listening to the devil. Man's first mistake was listening to the woman."

"Why can't ghosts have babies? Because they have Hollow-Weenies!"

"Have you ever thought about the word racecar and how it's a palindrome? Put it backwards and it spells racecar, put it sideways and it kills Paul Walker."