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Joke of the Day

"What do you call going Doctor to Doctor... What do you call going Doctor to Doctor to figure out what your inflammatory bowel disease is called? A Game of Crohn's."

"Dark humor is kinda like food.... Not everyone gets it."

"Did you know that Mark Zuckerberg and the guy who played the blue Power Ranger are cousins? Just not to each other. But they are cousins."

"[Racist] Why did Beyonce say ""To the left, to the left"" in her music video? Because niggers don't have rights."

"What's a pirates favorite letter? You would think R, but pirates really have a passion of the seas."

"Leg Chat: What did the left leg say to the right leg? Q: What did the left leg say to the right leg? A: ""That one in the middle thinks he's hard."""

"If guys think with their penises, what does a guy say to a girl after a date? Blow my mind."

"Manufacturing Landmines I started manufacturing Landmines in my basement thinking that it'd be cheaper than buying them, but it still cost me an arm and a leg"

"TIL Gerry Rafferty of Stealers Wheel is buried in the same graveyard as Ronald McDonald and Heath Ledger. He has a clown to the left of him and a joker to the right."

"The only good thing about grinding your teeth at night is that every morning you can wake up and do a line of teeth off your pillow"