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Joke of the Day

"A use for a banana Bring a banana instead of a sign if you're protesting to ban Ana."

"You had me at ""we've got the place surrounded"""

"Did you know that Hitler made a rap album? Straight out of Mein Kampf-ton."

"Catching imaginary characters ""How much time do you waste catching imaginary characters on your phone"" my father said to me as I was playing Pokemon Go. And then he left for the temple."

"I feel that it's time to pick the kids up from school..so I'm going to lie down here for a while and wait for that feeling to pass"

"Why does Edward Woodward have so many Ds in his name? Because if he didn't, he'd be called Ewar Woowar."

"What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ? Lily !"

"What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese"

"Every earthquake is a reminder that you drunk-ate the good granola bars out of the earthquake kit eight years ago and never restocked them."

"I don't like rape jokes... they feel kinda forced."